vaporware (noun):   a computer-related product that has been widely advertised but has not and may never become available.

"Experts in the computer industry suspected that the vaporware being pushed by the software company was still full of bugs and would never hit the market."

Children's Science Exam

Q:  Name the four seasons.

A:  Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q:  How are the main parts of the body categorized? (i.e. - abdomen)

A:  The body is consisted into 3 parts; the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity.  The brainium contains the brain;  the borax contains the heart and lungs; and the abdominal cavity contains the 5 bowels A,E,I,O, and U.

Q:  What is a fibula?

A:  A small lie.

"Quote of the Week"

"The odds of going to the supermarket for a loaf of bread and coming home with just a loaf of bread are three billion to one."

-Erma Bombeck-